Monday, January 1, 2018

CAROLYN SUE vs THE NORMIES

Sue stood under the marquee of the Plush Pussy while sleet screamed down on Super Street. She scanned the poster case: SEE NIPPLES OR DIE was the feelie now playing, a ten-minute loop of "Unknown Dee-Lites" accompanied by the new, secret hallucinogenic vapor pumped into the auditorium. Sue was not a feelie freak. No. Sue was an Abortionist.


8 comments:

Anonymous said...

A Girl Named Sue is a Modern-Day Her Has Cornfield Joke Girl. Bring on the Abortion Tags and Giggles!

Anonymous said...

Her Has? Hee Haw!

Darius Smith said...

Tags is Gags! Play some Gag Tag, you Pencilnecks!

Darius Smith said...

Tags is Gags! Play some Gag Tag, you Pencilnecks!

Anonymous said...

How did you know about that tag, Darius?

Darius Smith said...

Spell Check is a Lonesome Monster.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like an old whore

Darius Smith said...

Youngish Trollop