This week's BFR – final edition:
Broadcast Football Rankings – December 5, 2017
1. UCF Knights
2. Clemson Tigers
3. Oklahoma Sooners
4. Georgia Bulldogs
5. Ohio State Buckeyes
6. Wisconsin Badgers
7. Auburn Tigers
8. Alabama Crimson Tide
9. Southern California Trojans
10. TCU Horned Frogs
11. Miami Hurricanes
12. Penn State Nittany Lions
13. Washington Huskies
14. Stanford Cardinal
15. Memphis Tigers
16. Notre Dame Fighting Irish
17. Oklahoma State Cowboys
18. Boise State Broncos
19. Michigan State Spartans
20. Virginia Tech Hokies
21. LSU Tigers
22. Northwestern Wildcats
23. South Florida Bulls
24. Washington State Cougars
25. Michigan Wolverines
The bogus college football playoff
selection committee was able to come up with the final rankings,
playoff selections, and bowl selections mere hours after the last
game was played, which doesn't allow much time for deliberation –
but was necessary so they could have their Sunday extravaganza on
ESPN. Our guess is that the most important considerations involved
some briefcases full of cash and a lot of influence by ESPN and their
advertisers, as all but about 5 minor bowl games are on ESPN.
Eventually they will figure out how to reduce the whole thing to a
gigantic Las Vegas video game, so there will be no human element or
actual chance involved at all. You have to ask yourself why human
beings want to become robots with no free will; a lot of handwringing
has been done about artificial intelligence lately—computers taking
on the qualities of humans, but no once seems to be worried that
humans are losing any ability to deal with or willingness to accept
any scenario that is not according to script.
As sad as the college football playoff
system has turned out to be, this year had some pretty clear-cut top
teams, but the real baffling inclusion was that of Alabama. Since
schedules are determined years in advance (something else that would
do well to change) it is not entirely Alabama's fault that their
schedule was so weak this year; who would have guessed that teams
like Florida State, LSU, Tennessee, Mississippi, Mississippi State,
Arkansas, and Texas A&M would have become so weak? Of course,
scheduling teams like Mercer, that could be something they improve in
the future. Regardless, they were able to dominate weak teams all
year, but other than that, just why is it that there is a consensus
that Alabama is just better than everyone else on every level, even
plagued with injuries this year (again, unfortunate and not their
fault). I have always loved Alabama football tradition, but I loved
them more when they were fun to watch, and not a product of the
tight-ass, crybaby conservatism of Nick Saban. My theory on why
Alabama was slipped into the fourth playoff spot was that whoever is
in charge didn't want to hear him whine, and it's likely he even
threatened to retire, and no one wants that, not even me. Anyway,
the point is, if you happen to be someone shelling out a lot of money
for cable TV, where is that money going?—and as you watch the
endless commercials during these games, where is that money
going?—and when you see the well-dressed football teams, wearing
gloves—essentially advertisements for sports apparel
companies—that actually hinder their performance—where is
all that money going? Corruption is a word that does not begin
to suffice.
On a happier note, congratulations to The University of Central Florida Knights—the BFR 2017 National Champions. Their last two games (against South Florida and Memphis) were the two most exciting games of the entire season. Two years ago the Knights went 0-12, and this year, undefeated. It is really unfortunate that the biased, greedhead collage football ranking know-it-alls are unable to even consider that a team not from one of the big money conferences could actually be competitive, much less on the top of the college football world—they act like the divide between the SEC and the AAC is similar to the divide between college and the NFL. This makes no sense, and it's not like there are not always some really poorly performing teams in the “power conferences.” One of the more disappointing things about this mentality is how coaches will jump from these “lesser” programs to an “elite” program, which constantly puts the schools that don't have deep pockets at a disadvantage. I could go on and on, of course, but a rule of mine is I cannot stay on my soapbox longer than I am able to stand on one leg—and I'm about to collapse. So another heartfelt cheer for the UCF Knights, who, to those who were paying attention, showed the college football world how it's done, and how this sport can be filled with excitement, passion, and joy. --H. Houndstooth.
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