Broadcast Football Rankings 11.14.17

This week's BFR – Broadcast Football Rankings – November 14, 2017

1. Miami Hurricanes

2. Alabama Crimson Tide

3. Wisconsin Badgers

4. Clemson Tigers

5. Oklahoma Sooners

6. Auburn Tigers

7. UCF Knights

8. Georgia Bulldogs

9. Ohio State Buckeyes

10. Notre Dame Fighting Irish

11. Southern California Trojans

12. TCU Horned Frogs

13. Oklahoma State Cowboys

14. Penn State Nittany Lions

15. Mississippi State Bulldogs

16. Memphis Tigers

17. Washington State Cougars

18. Michigan Wolverines

19. South Florida Bulls

20. Washington Huskies

21. North Carolina State Wolfpack

22. Virginia Tech Hokies

23. West Virginia Mountaineers

24. Michigan State Spartans

25. Stanford Cardinal

The college football season started off with hurricanes postponing and cancelling games and it has ended with the Hurricanes on top. But wait, there are still three weeks left before we crown a National Champion, and anything can happen. Many teams have only two games left, so it's time to make the most of it. Then a few will play in conference championships and have the opportunity to either pull themselves up or fail miserably. Predictions for this week: Mercer pulls off the upset of the year at Alabama. Miami and Wisconsin finally lose a game, and Georgia, Notre Dame, and Washington all continue their late season collapses. UCF moves to the top of the rankings. Nick Saban continues to whine. --H. Houndstooth.

Broadcast Football Rankings 9.12.17

Welcome to the second installment of the BFR – Broadcast Football Rankings – September 12, 2017

1. Clemson Tigers

2. Penn State Nittany Lions

3. Oklahoma Sooners

4. Alabama Crimson Tide

5. Washington Huskies

6. Georgia Bulldogs

7. Southern California Trojans

8. Wisconsin Badgers

9. Virginia Tech Hokies

10. LSU Tigers

11. Oklahoma State Cowboys

12. South Florida Bulls

13. Michigan Wolverines

14. Louisville Cardinals

15. Washington State Cougars

16. Kansas State Wildcats

17. TCU Horned Frogs

18. Utah Utes

19. Ohio State Buckeyes

20. Oregon Ducks

21. Auburn Tigers

22. Stanford Cardinal

23. Florida Gators

24. Miami Hurricanes

25. Florida State Seminoles

Notes: After two weeks of college football you can tell so much more about how much you can't tell yet, which is ultimately nothing. For all the journalists who are already predicting which teams will be in the “playoffs”—give it a rest. Why don't you just turn college football into the next March Madness in your pathetic fantasy sports world? For everyone who is blaming individual players (anytime, but especially already), there is a special place in Hell for you. For everyone involved in sports gambling (I mean as a business, where you profit on this), there is another special place in Hell for you. There are a lot of special places in Hell; it's not clear if they visit each other. I hope so. I made a point not to change the rankings of the teams that had to cancel due to the hurricane, that's a drag. Hopefully next week will be without natural disasters, but I wouldn't count on it. What I do count on is the upsets and surprises will continue to surprise us, and if they upset you, maybe you should switch to a boring, predictable sport like the NFL. 

--Yours from a special place in Hell, H. Houndstooth