An athletic middle aged woman just walked into my work. She had tiny breasts, a sports top on, and no bra. She had these awful hard nipples poking through her shirt, I've heard some people refer to them as chocolate chips.
Anyways, I was really offended. I didn't know where to look. It's sort of like a man with really tight pants walking around with a hard on, you notice, they notice, their wife notices, but no one says anything.
Tiny little pointy nipples are gross, and should be covered by draping fabric.
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I've been getting in a lot of trouble lately here in old Milwaukee because I've been wearing a hat with a French word on it. I don't THINK it means anything offensive, I bought it at a church rummage sale, and it's yellow (color of our beloved football team) but people give me incredibly dirty looks. It's getting to the point where I'm almost afraid to wear it because I think someone might kick my ass!
OK. Since no one else seems to be able to ask this question, WHAT DOES THE HAT SAY?
Nouvelle.
That means "I'll suck your dick for ten bucks!"
Hey, let's try to keep this a serious discussion. I believe that refers to one of those long French breads.
As far as the nipples-- do you mean Hershey's Kisses, rather than cocolate chips? Chocolate chips are really, really small, even after they melt in a cookie and there are a bunch of them together.
I got home last night and found that someone had left a CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE by my front door! Freaked out as I was by such an offense, I contacted the Department of Homeland Security.
I'm pretty sure, at least in my case, this could at least be considered a "hate crime."
Did you know that COOKIE used to be spelled COOKY. Now there's got to be a story there!
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