The Moss Problem: SHE LIVES IN INFAMY: CONVERSATION WITH HER EMINENCE, LISA CARVER

Conversation started August 15, 2011
8/15, 2:11pm
Darius Smith
Hi, Lisa. Expect a package, including some "collector's items," valued eleven dollars or less.
Each, not total.
Within a week.
Lisa Carver
8/15, 3:20pm
Lisa Carver
I loved the last package! In fact, I burned some Michelle Obama earlier today!
September 21, 2011
Darius Smith
9/21, 8:20pm
Darius Smith
ja wohl !!
September 24, 2011
Darius Smith
9/24, 5:59am
Darius Smith
"Jailhouse Rock"
November 18, 2011
Darius Smith
11/18, 5:23am
Darius Smith
hi
Darius Smith
11/18, 6:20am
Darius Smith
Hi.
Darius Smith
11/18, 6:27am
Darius Smith
Lezzie!
sux
STABBER
Darius Smith
11/18, 7:17am
Darius Smith
www.gay.com
December 26, 2011
Darius Smith
12/26, 8:22am
Darius Smith
hi
December 29, 2011
Darius Smith
12/29, 1:14pm
Darius Smith
Have you read HIROSHIMA by John Hersey?
Darius Smith
12/29, 3:06pm
Darius Smith
Have you read WHITE LOTUS yet?
Lisa Carver
12/29, 3:07pm
Lisa Carver
Almost done with it. It's great! Never read Hiroshima, no.
Darius Smith
12/29, 3:07pm
Darius Smith
I have a copy for you!
Later 2012: THE WALL
January 4, 2012
Darius Smith
1/4, 1:06pm
Darius Smith
"Hi."
January 5, 2012
Lisa Carver
1/5, 6:03pm
Lisa Carver
Hey there! You won two items on eBay and pretty soon they're going to yell at you!
January 5, 2012
Darius Smith
1/5, 10:30pm
Darius Smith
I tried to pay today. Failed. Will try again tomorrow.
January 7, 2012
Darius Smith
1/7, 2:43pm
Darius Smith
I'm trying to get money to PayPal and YOU!
Lisa Carver
1/7, 2:43pm
Lisa Carver
The Man is against you!
Darius Smith
1/7, 2:43pm
Darius Smith
THE MAN!
YES!
I can send you a money order Monday if you want instead.
Lisa Carver
1/7, 3:25pm
Lisa Carver
Whatever works for you makes me happy. My physical address these days is 593 Tolend Rd., Dover NH 03820. White Lotus was one of the most powerful books I ever read, by the way. Thank you for sending it.
Darius Smith
1/7, 4:09pm
Darius Smith
M.O. to you Mon. HIROSHIMA by Hersey to you by Spring!
January 13, 2012
Darius Smith
1/13, 7:03am
Darius Smith
Just now ordered LISA DIARIES and DRUGS ARE NICE from Amazon (NOT the freak sub-contractors!) for my brother living for 5 years on a horse farm in Kentucky w/his gift card christmas gift...my first order from amazon (brother is 44 married no kids ever 2nd marriage Jack-of-All-Trades or whatevs. And GenL, thank YOU for being YOU!
Darius Smith
1/13, 7:39am
Darius Smith
Whatevs, Flowerpot! Luv Ya
January 16, 2012
Darius Smith
1/16, 5:06pm
Darius Smith
hi
March 29, 2012
Darius Smith
3/29, 4:07pm
Darius Smith
Sorry about the cheap dress. Also sorry about BUTTERFIELD 8. Hope you're well.
Lisa Carver
3/29, 4:19pm
Lisa Carver
You are very kind to send presents! Any dress is a good dress.
Darius Smith
3/29, 7:12pm
Darius Smith
no title certainly packs a wallop to phrase it mildly
whatevs ill write you a letter SOMEDAY ack ack ack
March 31, 2012
Darius Smith
3/31, 5:41pm
Darius Smith
no title
April 1, 2012
Darius Smith
4/1, 10:34am
Darius Smith
sorry
Lisa Carver
4/1, 10:42am
Lisa Carver
What are you sorry about???
Darius Smith
4/1, 10:42am
Darius Smith
nothing
Lisa Carver
4/1, 10:42am
Lisa Carver
Good!
Darius Smith
4/1, 10:42am
Darius Smith
ok
No Title is difficult reading, even worse than Faulkner!
Darius Smith
4/1, 11:13am
Darius Smith
Nobel Prize for Lisa Carver 2112!
Darius Smith
4/1, 11:31am
Darius Smith
You are Johnny Bravo III
Lisa Carver
4/1, 11:32am
Lisa Carver
If I got a Nobel Prize for __________, maybe then I'd be able to sell more than 150 copies, and make back some of the $12,000 I spent publishing it!!!!
Darius Smith
4/1, 11:32am
Darius Smith
yes!
Lisa Carver
4/1, 11:41am
Lisa Carver
I know you're having money troubles of your own... are you going to be okay if you win all those things you bid on? I don't want to make you further in the money hole!
Darius Smith
4/1, 11:42am
Darius Smith
i have money!
Darius Smith
4/1, 12:20pm
Darius Smith
luv of munny is the root of all evole!
evol
Darius Smith
4/1, 12:37pm
Darius Smith
luv of lisacarver is the root of all eevill [evol]
Darius Smith
4/1, 1:11pm
Darius Smith
carversmacks
Darius Smith
4/1, 2:13pm
Darius Smith
Sugar Smack
Darius Smith
4/1, 2:44pm
Darius Smith
Look Homeward, Angel by Thomas Wolfe 1930s
Lisa Carver
4/1, 2:45pm
Lisa Carver
That was a good book!
Darius Smith
4/1, 2:45pm
Darius Smith
yes!
Darius Smith
4/1, 3:18pm
Darius Smith
YOU CAN'T GO HOME AGAIN is the only Wolfe I've read.
Darius Smith
4/1, 3:45pm
Darius Smith
Ask me if I'm high.
Darius Smith
4/1, 4:38pm
Darius Smith
"Are you high?" "No."
Not at all.
April 1, 2012
Lisa Carver
4/1, 8:12pm
Lisa Carver
All the Thomas Wolfe books are worth reading.
Darius Smith
4/1, 8:16pm
Darius Smith
Read a VERY NICE bio from the 80s/90s
RADICAL CHIC or MAU-MAUING THE FLAK-CATCHERS
neat-o
wham-o
Tom Wolfe o'course.
Darius Smith
4/1, 9:18pm
Darius Smith
THE ELECTRIC KOOL-AID ACID TEST
THE FIRST THIRD by Neal Cassady
THE SUBTERRANEANS by Jack Kerouac
NAKED LUNCH II
Darius Smith
4/1, 10:43pm
Darius Smith
Cars Police Blondie 1978
Darius Smith
4/1, 11:45pm
Darius Smith
Kars Bobbies Redhead 2112
April 2, 2012
Darius Smith
4/2, 1:39pm
Darius Smith
THE CULT ["Love" LP 1986] UK
Two Brroke Dirls [TV]
Two Broke Girls [TV]
ME @UnderWhelm www.twitter.com/UnderWhelm
Darius Smith
4/2, 2:21pm
Darius Smith
Thrill Kill KuLt Anti-Seen DoublePlusGoodBasementStomp85
Laughing Hyehas/ Negatgive Approach/Necros/Electric Eels
Darius Smith
4/2, 2:37pm
Darius Smith
Ragged Bags, Pussy Galore, White Stripes/Beat Happehing. Nirvana, Courtney Love 2112 SeaLab2020 "Fade Into You" /1990s/USA//Mazzy Star/TheseImmortal Souls
Darius Smith
4/2, 2:51pm
Darius Smith
Elipper American Music Club, Slovenly, Avehgers ",Anathema, Dicks; The Rifle Club, Gun Club, The Next Nothing; Sistern, The Yips, Channel Five, Kansas, Chicago, The Great Plains, Mike RepAndTheQuotas; Early Th0masasJeffersonSlaveApartments. Clay, The Suburban Zone
Beatles/Stones/Who/Doors/Janis joplin/JimiHendrixExperience/Animals
Darius Smith
4/2, 3:58pm
Darius Smith
And, of course Suckdog 80s-90s USA
April 3, 2012
Darius Smith
4/3, 3:40am
Darius Smith
I wish Gilmore Tamny would commit suicide.
whatevs
Nite!
April 4, 2012
Lisa Carver
4/4, 6:25am
Lisa Carver
Why? Gilmore Tamny is a nice lady. Darius, I can't stop worrying about your bidding... with postage, you're bidding around $150 now. You send a couple emails about not having enough money for food. I don't want to take your food money!!!
Darius Smith
4/4, 8:59am
Darius Smith
Loss
April 6, 2012
Lisa Carver
4/6, 2:38pm
Lisa Carver
Darius, I am just too worried about taking your money and then you'll not have proper food or medicine or air conditioning or whatever you need for bills the next month. I read every email you send out, even though I don't usually respond, and it seems like the state or your family is able to give LESS money every month (I know I am experiencing the same thing in regards to the money I need for my children). So here's what I'm going to do. I think you bid too high, so I'm going to cancel your high bids, and then when the auction is over, I'll send you a Second Chance offer at a lower amount, and then you can choose whether or which ones you want to re-bid on at a lower cost. So you'll have the choice, but you won't be obligated to. Sound good?
December 12, 2012
Darius Smith
12/12, 5:34pm
Darius Smith
OK Luv to Luv Ya, Baby OK
December 13, 2012
Darius Smith
12/13, 10:15am
Darius Smith
Rape is Wrong!
December 14, 2012
Darius Smith
12/14, 10:42am
Darius Smith
My no title was stolen from me last nite! I read it in the State Hospital. Again, a difficult and worthwhile read. My ex-guardians confiscated my Rollerderby collection in June. Heck!
Lisa Carver
12/14, 10:44am
Lisa Carver
Thieves and Confiscators are Wrong!
Darius Smith
12/14, 10:44am
Darius Smith
I'll say!
Darius Smith
12/14, 10:51am
Darius Smith
You didn't make the top six in Our Standings. Why? Because you're a Zero!
http://themossproblem.blogspot.com
You are Neat-O. Gen L available?
Lisa Carver
12/14, 10:54am
Lisa Carver
No Gen L.
Darius Smith
12/14, 10:54am
Darius Smith
ok
she said she said
when i was a boy/everything was right
Lisa Carver
12/14, 11:04am
Lisa Carver
There are only three left of the DVD you bought.
Darius Smith
12/14, 11:04am
Darius Smith
ok
Weird. I'm like the least likable guy ever and today I have 200 frenz. Again, weird.
Lisa Carver
12/14, 11:07am
Lisa Carver
What? You're trouble, I could see that, but you're not unlikable!!
Darius Smith
12/14, 11:07am
Darius Smith
thanx
ok
December 15, 2012
Darius Smith
12/15, 9:04am
Darius Smith
"Hi,"
Darius Smith
12/15, 9:14am
Darius Smith
Zap!
December 16, 2012
Darius Smith
12/16, 12:02pm
Darius Smith
What's so funny about peace, love, undersdtanding, war, hate, confusion, and rape?
December 16, 2012
Darius Smith
12/16, 8:26pm
Darius Smith
We Love You The Rolling Stones/The Psychedelic Furs [1967/1979]
December 17, 2012
Darius Smith
12/17, 10:49am
Darius Smith
I may come into some cash today, want to buy more of your scattershot works. Gen L Forever
December 18, 2012
Darius Smith
12/18, 8:58am
Darius Smith
Ex-Gu rdians stole ROLLERDERBY collection and 60s Italian typerwriter!
DWIGHT and DIANE SMITH/8862 Kenwood Road/Cinncinnati/OH/45242 ph. no, 513-791-6360
Darius Smith
12/18, 9:38am
Darius Smith
Call me at 513-351-3261 anytime!
Darius Smith
12/18, 9:56am
Darius Smith
Susan Flanary Johnston 513-351-3261 0r 513-6163029
Darius Smith
12/18, 11:05am
Darius Smith
We Are Called
December 19, 2012
Darius Smith
12/19, 7:11am
Darius Smith
i owe you money
Darius Smith
12/19, 8:26am
Darius Smith
i am hyper-modern, myself
Darius Smith
12/19, 8:31am
Darius Smith
stay cool
December 19, 2012
Darius Smith
12/19, 3:37pm
Darius Smith
Now 90% of My nLisa Carver items have been stolen~
Darius Smith
12/19, 6:15pm
Darius Smith
Interview Casey A thony in Fla. this Winter?
Darius Smith
12/19, 6:47pm
Darius Smith
Casey Anthony
Darius Smith
12/19, 9:17pm
Darius Smith
Interview Bret Easton Ellis in LA!
December 20, 2012
Darius Smith
12/20, 4:50am
Darius Smith
is it cold?
December 20, 2012
Darius Smith
12/20, 12:18pm
Darius Smith
fun?
worthwhile?
of course darius!
Darius Smith
12/20, 3:05pm
Darius Smith
you are/are not gnostic
12/20/12Lisa Carver missed a call from you.
December 21, 2012
Darius Smith
12/21, 7:37pm
Darius Smith
Nor'Easter?
December 22, 2012
Darius Smith
12/22, 7:52am
Darius Smith
OK
Darius Smith
12/22, 8:02am
Darius Smith
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
December 30, 2012
Darius Smith
12/30, 11:29am
Darius Smith
IOU $25
December 31, 2012
Darius Smith
12/31, 7:29am
Darius Smith
Happy Nu-Yrs. Eve, Leeza Gibbons!
Darius Smith
12/31, 8:10am
Darius Smith
IOU $35
I may not be The Fonz but I'm the next best thing! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Lisa Carver
12/31, 8:13am
Lisa Carver
Hi Darius. A happy and free 2013 to you, too. Thank you for still loving Rollerderby, but please only bid on what you can pay for right away, as I get charged by eBay just for listing, so when you don't pay, I still get charged.
Darius Smith
12/31, 8:14am
Darius Smith
I almost always pay except when I was bidding hundreds for Dame Darcy original art!
I get $65 from the state today.
All my Rollerderbys were confiscated and destroyed by my dad and Diane while I was in the hospital. I still have #22 tho.
Happy New Year, Lisa Carver! You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown....
Lisa Carver
12/31, 8:17am
Lisa Carver
I found the Debbie Jaffe interviews you weren't able to pay for because you got locked up, and I will stick them in your package free as a celebration of getting out, but you have to pay for the book and DVD you ordered a couple weeks ago of eBay is going to cut you off automatically!
Darius Smith
12/31, 8:17am
Darius Smith
ok
yes
Lisa Carver
12/31, 8:17am
Lisa Carver
Or
Darius Smith
12/31, 8:17am
Darius Smith
$35 i know
Can I send you a money order or do you insist on PayPal only?
Darius Smith
12/31, 8:36am
Darius Smith
Wha.
Lisa Carver
12/31, 8:56am
Lisa Carver
Money order is fine with me, but since you ordered on ebay, they only accept paypal. I will try to cancel your order there. My address is 168 Central Ave., Apt. 4, Dover NH 03820. You know, I would not be offended at all if you put 22 up for sale on ebay or elsewhere. I see people getting $15, $20 for that sold out issue. I would be happy for you to be getting the money for it! Happy day to you!
Darius Smith
12/31, 9:13am
Darius Smith
Thanx!
Lisa Carver
12/31, 10:49am
Lisa Carver
Do you get SSI? If so, did you know you got a 1.2% raise starting today?
Darius Smith
12/31, 11:27am
Darius Smith
SSDI/SSI first raise in 5 years, I think.
December 31, 2012
Darius Smith
12/31, 2:35pm
Darius Smith
I'm Not OK/You're Not OK
Just Kidding
January 2, 2013
Darius Smith
1/2, 12:43pm
Darius Smith
Luv Ya, Sweet Nothing! Suckdog is worse than Yoko, again I luv it!!
January 3, 2013
Darius Smith
1/3, 3:29pm
Darius Smith
You Are Pretty!
January 4, 2013
Darius Smith
1/4, 3:46pm
Darius Smith
IOU $45
Lisa Carver
1/4, 3:57pm
Lisa Carver
I know. Send me a money order. I found an old letter of yours I set aside along with the interviews with Debbie Jaffe.
Darius Smith
1/4, 3:57pm
Darius Smith
OK
January 8, 2013
Darius Smith
1/8, 1:27pm
Darius Smith
Darius Smith: ___________ is Amazing/Upsetting/EntirelyCorrect/Effortless/Futuristic/All-New!/All-Now!
Lisa Carver
1/8, 1:40pm
Lisa Carver
Thank you. Best review I've gotten, I think.
Darius Smith
1/8, 1:41pm
Darius Smith
As always you are maybe, at times, THE WORLD'S FINEST!
January 10, 2013
Darius Smith
1/10, 6:15am
Darius Smith
Stupid Ohio!
Gimme the White Cliffs of Dover!
January 18, 2013
Darius Smith
1/18, 3:09pm
Darius Smith
Will send $45 m.o. Wednesday.
Lisa Carver
1/18, 3:09pm
Lisa Carver
Great. I still have your various extra papers.
Darius Smith
1/18, 3:09pm
Darius Smith
Kool Kings
January 28, 2013
Lisa Carver
1/28, 7:43pm
Lisa Carver
What did you order? I have 5 issues of Rollerderby, _________, and the suckumentary. Did you order something else, too?
Darius Smith
1/28, 7:49pm
Darius Smith
No Title
Lisa Carver
1/28, 7:50pm
Lisa Carver
Yeah, that's __________. I think $45 is too much. Want the Rollerderby book, too?
Darius Smith
1/28, 7:54pm
Darius Smith
OK, thanks!
January 30, 2013
Darius Smith
1/30, 6:37pm
Darius Smith
I escaped from the hospital today. They let me go. I can receive your parcel.
Lisa Carver
1/30, 6:37pm
Lisa Carver
Good.
Darius Smith
1/30, 6:38pm
Darius Smith
Yes.
Darius Smith
1/30, 7:58pm
Darius Smith
Live Through It
Lisa Carver
1/30, 7:59pm
Lisa Carver
Is the address the same as what's on the envelope you sent me?
Darius Smith
1/30, 8:00pm
Darius Smith
Yes!
Live Through This
Darius Smith
1/30, 10:11pm
Darius Smith
Gimme Shelter
January 31, 2013
Darius Smith
1/31, 8:09am
Darius Smith
$20.00 for novel?
Lisa Carver
1/31, 8:10am
Lisa Carver
The gerbil novel? It's only two pages!
Darius Smith
1/31, 8:24am
Darius Smith
$10.00?
Darius Smith
1/31, 10:24am
Darius Smith
$35.00 nxt Tuesday?
next
Lisa Carver
1/31, 10:25am
Lisa Carver
Let's wait and see how the auction plays out over the next six days.
Darius Smith
1/31, 10:32am
Darius Smith
OK
February 11, 2013
Darius Smith
2/11, 11:35pm
Darius Smith
days at the psych ward
February 12, 2013
Lisa Carver
2/12, 6:39am
Lisa Carver
I hope you're doing all right.
February 13, 2013
Darius Smith
2/13, 8:20am
Darius Smith
i was tring to say that I missed your parcel becase I was in the hosp.
Lisa Carver
2/13, 8:54am
Lisa Carver
What happened? Did someone hold it for you, or is it being sent back to me?
Darius Smith
2/13, 8:57am
Darius Smith
Prob. left outside my door. Swiped!
Lisa Carver
2/13, 8:58am
Lisa Carver
Oh nooooooooooooo!
Darius Smith
2/13, 8:59am
Darius Smith
I still have __________
Lisa Carver
2/13, 9:01am
Lisa Carver
It may still be in transit. When did I mail it? A week ago or so? Media mail can take a week or more.
Darius Smith
2/13, 9:03am
Darius Smith
I hope so. Once a guy sent me Weed UPS left ii in the hall the package was even ripped but all they saw was books and left it alone
I don't get why my dad kept like 20 Rollerderby mags!
February 15, 2013
Darius Smith
2/15, 12:14pm
Darius Smith
is your address 168 Central Ave.?
Lisa Carver
2/15, 12:16pm
Lisa Carver
Yes, why?
Darius Smith
2/15, 1:10pm
Darius Smith
Magical Mystery Parcel on the way! Help is on the Way!
Lisa Carver
2/15, 1:16pm
Lisa Carver
Yay!
Darius Smith
2/15, 1:16pm
Darius Smith
Right On! Magazine! Jet Magazine!
Darius Smith
2/15, 2:15pm
Darius Smith
See! Michelle Williams airbrushed like never before!
See! The Shocking Virtue of Selfishness!
See! The Origin of the New Gods!
All of this and Frankenstein,too!
February 15, 2013
Darius Smith
2/15, 8:32pm
Darius Smith
New parcel goes out Tue/Wed to YOU.
February 16, 2013
Darius Smith
2/16, 9:41am
Darius Smith
"I buried Paul"
February 17, 2013
Darius Smith
2/17, 6:36pm
Darius Smith
Luv is all u need.
February 17, 2013
Darius Smith
2/17, 10:07pm
Darius Smith
WHAT DO YOU STAND FOR, LISA? I WANT TO FOLLOW YOU, LISA, BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU STAND FOR!
February 18, 2013
Lisa Carver
2/18, 8:34am
Lisa Carver
I think I'll take a seat!
Darius Smith
2/18, 8:34am
Darius Smith
pk
Miss You
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hic-dnps6MU
ovv.
pbv.
February 19, 2013
Darius Smith
2/19, 2:04pm
Darius Smith
Hey!
February 21, 2013
Darius Smith
2/21, 11:08am
Darius Smith
Boredom! Boredom! B'dom, B'dom!
Lisa Carver
2/21, 11:08am
Lisa Carver
I got your package, thanks so much. I look forward to consuming the books!
Darius Smith
2/21, 11:13am
Darius Smith
Yay!
February 22, 2013
Darius Smith
2/22, 12:43pm
Darius Smith
Did you receive my m.o. for the Rollerderby items?
Lisa Carver
2/22, 12:43pm
Lisa Carver
Yes, thanks. You mean the one from last month?
Darius Smith
2/22, 12:43pm
Darius Smith
Yes!
February 22, 2013
Darius Smith
2/22, 4:04pm
Darius Smith
Here Comes Everybody!
(James Joyce!)
February 23, 2013
Darius Smith
2/23, 10:29am
Darius Smith
TARANTULA !!
Can I send you more money, Lisa?
Darius Smith
2/23, 10:53am
Darius Smith
Hey!
Darius Smith
2/23, 11:26am
Darius Smith
Freeks that like YOU better than Nicole Dexter!
Lisa Carver
2/23, 2:25pm
Lisa Carver
Nicole is dead, so she doesn't have a chance to turn into whoever she would have, and created whatever she might have. What is it you wanted to send me money for? Don't you have everything now?
Darius Smith
2/23, 2:25pm
Darius Smith
NO !!
Nix! Nix!
Nein! Nine!
Lisa Carver
2/23, 2:26pm
Lisa Carver
You didn't know that Nicole died? I'm sorry. It was a couple years ago. She overdosed.
Darius Smith
2/23, 2:26pm
Darius Smith
I knew, Lisa. That day, in fact.
She was MY only real girlfriend ever.
ONLY ONE
Lisa Carver
2/23, 2:28pm
Lisa Carver
Well, it's time to find a new girlfriend. You're a good looking guy. Go find one.
Darius Smith
2/23, 2:29pm
Darius Smith
All the Others Suxxx.
You.
No One.
You.
???
Darius Smith
2/23, 4:36pm
Darius Smith
Yes?
February 24, 2013
Darius Smith
2/24, 7:22pm
Darius Smith
GenL
Darius Smith
2/24, 8:56pm
Darius Smith
Ten Dollar Bill this week for GenL?
Lisa Carver
2/24, 9:01pm
Lisa Carver
I will look for a special package for you.
Darius Smith
2/24, 9:02pm
Darius Smith
Done and Done!
I was at $35/wk. in 2012, at $45/wk. Now, aiming for $65/wk. in Mar.!
February 26, 2013
Darius Smith
2/26, 9:06am
Darius Smith
$10 to YOU today.
Darius Smith
2/26, 9:27am
Darius Smith
Central Ave.?
Lisa Carver
2/26, 9:28am
Lisa Carver
168 Central Ave. Apt. 4, Dover NH 03820
Darius Smith
2/26, 9:28am
Darius Smith
ok
February 27, 2013
Darius Smith
2/27, 5:12pm
Darius Smith
Week's money gone in one day, o'course!
March 2, 2013
Darius Smith
3/2, 8:25am
Darius Smith
Flavor Crystals! What are they? Geez
Darius Smith
3/2, 9:12am
Darius Smith
Stuporman vs Spider-Man!
Darius Smith
3/2, 11:46am
Darius Smith
Lisa! Is anything not selling? I am sending you ten, I can afford another five Mon/Tue. Not used Kleenex pleeze!
Lisa Carver
3/2, 11:47am
Lisa Carver
I will send you a big list of stuff and you pick a few.
Darius Smith
3/2, 11:48am
Darius Smith
OK! Magazine, Leeza....
March 2, 2013
Darius Smith
3/2, 10:34pm
Darius Smith
Neat! Neat! Neat!
Darius Smith
3/2, 11:29pm
Darius Smith
I am petitioning the SSA to return control of my checks in Mach. I will be a "vitual" millionaire! You willshae in my newfound wealth, LC!
Mach
March
Darius Smith
3/3, 12:49am
Darius Smith
"virtual"
will share
March 3, 2013
Darius Smith
3/3, 2:34pm
Darius Smith
Chinatown1 nyc would make sense, right for you? I kno Sf chinatown pretty well for a White devil, love it and it can be actually scary at night1
March 7, 2013
Darius Smith
3/7, 6:41am
Darius Smith
I have a winning "Cash Explosion" ticket in the house SOMEWHERE-_$10!
March 18, 2013
Darius Smith
3/18, 1:08am
Darius Smith
Show 'em how the Suxwest was won, Leez!
March 23, 2013
Darius Smith
3/23, 12:22pm
Darius Smith
Lisa! $10 Bill to you next Tue. for Gen L (damaged copy) and maybe something else.Imitation of Christ
March 24, 2013
Darius Smith
3/24, 10:32am
Darius Smith
"I'll Be Your Mirror"
March 24, 2013
Darius Smith
3/24, 3:21pm
Darius Smith
Nicole was built like a car.
Lisa Carver
3/24, 3:23pm
Lisa Carver
She was a real, sweet, lost girl. You shouldn't speak of her as an object.
Darius Smith
3/24, 3:25pm
Darius Smith
Quoting T Rex I kno she was all-around amazing. Sweet, Golden Queen-Like, Kind, Smart and Too Trusting w/her drug buddies I guess
Lisa Carver
3/24, 3:26pm
Lisa Carver
She was too trusting with the whole world. :, (
Darius Smith
3/24, 3:27pm
Darius Smith
Saddest Story Ever Told
Lisa Carver
3/24, 4:56pm
Lisa Carver
I know.
Darius Smith
3/24, 4:58pm
Darius Smith
Last "chat" was me telling her how she should come to Ohio because of our imaginary dramatic amazing Winter weather.
Darius Smith
3/24, 5:03pm
Darius Smith
From first sight of her foto and first reesponse in yr VICE artice she was an electo-magnet and I found out I had an iron core, which I had felt once before in my life. I mean yes I was delusional and all yet I tried to be the best person possible "on-line" for the first time, she amzed stunned me into a better person than before I saw yr psych ward interview. Thank you, Lisa, thanx.
March 26, 2013
Darius Smith
3/26, 8:50pm
Darius Smith
going underground, Lisa?
Darius Smith
3/26, 10:01pm
Darius Smith
counting the cars on the new jersey turnpike/they've aa gone to look for america
i still owe you $10!
April 2, 2013
Darius Smith
4/2, 7:56pm
Darius Smith
$10 next Tue. to you.
April 4, 2013
Darius Smith
4/4, 1:37pm
Darius Smith
Any interest in Lisa Carver Comix? (with your title of course!)
Lisa Carver
4/4, 1:38pm
Lisa Carver
Oh, I don't know. I get kind of tired of myself.
April 6, 2013
Darius Smith
4/6, 7:14am
Darius Smith
No Naked Woman!
Lisa Carver
4/6, 7:14am
Lisa Carver
Not right next to my daughter.
April 6, 2013
Darius Smith
4/6, 2:53pm
Darius Smith
What's So Funny About Peace, Love, Understanding, War, Hate, Confusion, and Rape, Lisa "Krumb-Kake" Carver?
April 6, 2013
Darius Smith
4/6, 11:40pm
Darius Smith
We Love You, Lisa!
Darius Smith
4/7, 12:08am
Darius Smith
Have you seen Marlboro Black 100s yet?
Darius Smith
4/7, 12:19am
Darius Smith
Too Drunk to Fuck, Kristee?
Darius Smith
4/7, 12:25am
Darius Smith
I bought a winning Cash Explosion ticket tonight, $20 for $1 cost, one other non-win! Yay!
Darius Smith
4/7, 12:57am
Darius Smith
Miss You
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hic-dnps6MU
Darius Smith
4/7, 2:06am
Darius Smith
Can you see the real me/Can ya?/Can ya?
Darius Smith
4/7, 4:15am
Darius Smith
Love Reign O'er Me! !!?!
Just Kidding
Stay Cool
Lisa Carver
4/7, 5:44am
Lisa Carver
Darius, please stop posting links to my wall.
Darius Smith
4/7, 6:11am
Darius Smith
ok
"I Am a Camera"
Darius Smith
4/7, 6:32am
Darius Smith
See You in church, Lisa!
Church
Lisa Carver
4/7, 6:47am
Lisa Carver
Thank you!
Darius Smith
4/7, 6:56am
Darius Smith
A Reading Rainbow!
Don't knock the Rock
Rock Around the Clock!
Darius Smith
4/7, 7:21am
Darius Smith
Transvision Vamp Wendy James UK 1980s
Sigue Sigue Sputnik 1980s IK
Bay City Rollers
KC and the Sunshine Band
Captain & Tennille
Andrea True Connection
Dilver Convention
Night on Disco Mountain
"To Be Real"
Luv It All !!?!
Silver Convention
"Fly, Robin, Fly"
Bennie and the Jets
Saturday Night's All Right for Fighting
Plastic Ono Band
LIVE PEACE IN TORONTO 1969 UK/USA
wild and wooly nite apparently
SOMR TIME IN NEW YORK CITY !972
SOME
Gimme Some Truth
"Dancing queen"
Queen
Dancing Queen
Forever Now
Pretty in Pink
We Love You
The Ghost in You
"Church of the Poison Mind" Culture Club 1984 UK
Darius Smith
4/7, 8:52am
Darius Smith
Super Kool 120s
Darius Smith
4/7, 8:58am
Darius Smith
Home from church just now. pretty lame as ever!
Did you know that I am a Southern Baptist for life? Sadly true fact! "So Sad About Us" The Who 1967 UK
Darius Smith
4/7, 9:25am
Darius Smith
THE WHO SELL OUT [Decca 1967 UK]
Everything is amazing NOT AT ALL today!
http://themossproblem.blogspot.com/…/she-is-pretty-much-per…
Onward Unknown Soldiers!!?!
Again, Miss You.
Darius Smith
4/7, 9:35am
Darius Smith
HEADQUARTERS by The Monkees 1967 USA
THE DECLINE OF THE WEST by Oswald Spengler 1920s Germany?
MEIN KAMPF by A. Hitler 1920s
MINDCAMP by Darius Smith 1999 USA
THE CHROME-PLATED MACHINE PISTOL by Darius Smith 2013 USA
A Novel
Kee-Rist!
Darius Smith
4/7, 10:12am
Darius Smith
Katie Couric is World's Finest Human Being!
_____________ has sold how many copies in a year? 400?
Love My Way
Darius Smith
4/7, 10:23am
Darius Smith
http://themossproblem.blogspot.com/…/dylan-as-far-as-im-con…
"The Amerikan in Me"
Darius Smith
4/7, 10:45am
Darius Smith
"Citadel" The Rolling Stones 1967 UK
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHOL5M0dfiw
See or Not See!
Darius Smith
4/7, 11:14am
Darius Smith
Is it safe?
Luv to Luv Ya, Baby!!?!
Darius Smith
4/7, 12:15pm
Darius Smith
PSYCHOCANDY
"Never understand"
"Never Understand"
"I Can't Explain"
DARKLANDS
Darius Smith
4/7, 12:28pm
Darius Smith
PUSSY GALORE
April 8, 2013
Darius Smith
4/8, 1:33am
Darius Smith
$10 bill to central ave. Mon. or Tue. I swear, lisa.
April 8, 2013
Darius Smith
4/8, 11:44am
Darius Smith
I promise not to betray your "Facebook Trust," Lisa!
Lisa Carver
4/8, 11:48am
Lisa Carver
It's no problem. It's just that this is my workspace mostly, so I have to keep it to that to an extent. Gotta pay my rent!
Darius Smith
4/8, 11:52am
Darius Smith
In ten minutes I will magically possess $45! And sorry about the hypo-mania! Luv Ya! As Ever!
WAR is PEACE, LOVE is HATE, and CONFUSION is SEX.
Darius Smith
4/8, 12:01pm
Darius Smith
Hobilly said you were a "Yuppie!"
Lisa Carver
4/8, 12:02pm
Lisa Carver
Who is Hobilly?
Darius Smith
4/8, 12:02pm
Darius Smith
You are really an UNWED MOTHER !!
Middle-Aged Cinti. Punk.
Lisa Carver
4/8, 12:04pm
Lisa Carver
A yuppie is someone in their 20s or 30s, professional, urban, upper middle class. I am none of these. Hobilly is so wrong, whoever he is. Doesn't matter anyway, no one really IS something.
Darius Smith
4/8, 12:04pm
Darius Smith
THE VIRTUE OF SELFISHNESS
yes
You sent him 2 letters in the 90s.
Also Witt or Allen Michael Scmidtz or something is a HUGE Lisa Suckdog fan! Cinti. guy.
Suckdog is Challenging!
April 8, 2013
Darius Smith
4/8, 3:51pm
Darius Smith
Your mail is soon going to be superkool, LC!
Plus $10 even!
Darius Smith
4/8, 4:02pm
Darius Smith
Time/Life/Rollerderby
!!!
Yesss!
May 21, 2013
Darius Smith
5/21, 2:33pm
Darius Smith
Parcel for you next Monday sent out!
June 3, 2013
Darius Smith
6/3, 5:27pm
Darius Smith
You ought to receive parcel this Sat. nothing earth-shattering, tho.
June 4, 2013
Darius Smith
6/4, 12:59pm
Darius Smith
X X O
June 6, 2013
Darius Smith
6/6, 5:56am
Darius Smith
Lisa
June 8, 2013
Darius Smith
6/8, 2:42pm
Darius Smith
I don't want to sound complaining/But you know it's always raining in myheart/I do all the pleasing with you/It's so hard to reason with you!
June 10, 2013
Darius Smith
6/10, 5:25pm
Darius Smith
Ok okay
August 4, 2013
Darius Smith
8/4, 10:27am
Darius Smith
Book avalamche lsoon Lixa,
Book Monsoon
@@@@!!@!!!!!!!$$$$
August 5, 2013
Darius Smith
8/5, 7:55pm
Darius Smith
Are you still Queen of the Milky Way
August 14, 2013
Darius Smith
8/14, 7:23pm
Darius Smith
Luv ya!
Darius Smith
8/14, 7:35pm
Darius Smith
??!?
August 22, 2013
Darius Smith
8/22, 1:26pm
Darius Smith
Saving up for postage on yr. 3-ton parcel!!
September 21, 2013
Darius Smith
9/21, 7:12pm
Darius Smith
Monday
Outgoing mail
Period.
September 23, 2013
Darius Smith
9/23, 9:09pm
Darius Smith
Sledgtehammer'd w/books soon in Dover Town, Miss Bizzee!
Darius Smith
9/23, 9:39pm
Darius Smith
Incl. THE WALL by Hersey!
Darius Smith
9/23, 10:58pm
Darius Smith
Outgoing mail this Wed. "Book Rate" incl. a few menthol cigarettes?
Lisa Carver
9/23, 10:59pm
Lisa Carver
Strangely, cigarettes turn liquid after a while, and smudge everything.
September 24, 2013
Darius Smith
9/24, 9:41am
Darius Smith
Yesss!
Darius Smith
9/24, 9:46am
Darius Smith
Will you deare read Jean Genet, Leeza??!?
I Will DEare
"I Will Dare"{
September 27, 2013
Darius Smith
9/27, 7:27am
Darius Smith
2 parcels speeding toward Dover Ville Leez!~
Darius Smith
9/27, 10:04am
Darius Smith
LOuv iz all yu need Leez!
Darius Smith
9/27, 10:28am
Darius Smith
Will send another ten*spot Monday Morning, Lisa Carver COMING DOWN LIKE SUNDSAY MORNING O FUKK
October 1, 2013
Darius Smith
10/1, 10:27pm
Darius Smith
301 frenz is insane. I have 2 frnz in Cinbti.!
October 2, 2013
Lisa Carver
10/2, 12:46pm
Lisa Carver
I got your books. Thank you some much. Some I've read already, but are good for re-reading. Some I always meant to get around to and never did. You are very kind.
Darius Smith
10/2, 1:11pm
Darius Smith
xxo
Darius Smith
10/2, 2:48pm
Darius Smith
October 3, 2013
Darius Smith
10/3, 10:31am
Darius Smith
Where are you w/regard to E. Hemingway?? I sent you NICK ADAMS STOIRIES...did yhou btoss it in the fireplace? IN OUR TIME/A FAREWELL TO ARMS/A MOVEABLE FEAST/DEATH IN THE AFTERNOON all majopr faves of mine, he won the Nobel Prize, his is equal to the word "writer" yet read ers seem scarce and when I sometime come across a person who hbas any awareness of say THE SUN ALSO RISES or FOR WHOM T^HE BELL TOLLS or even THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA i get giddy with excitement....
Darius Smith
10/3, 10:33am
Darius Smith
Did you hasve any interest in freading THIS SIDE OF PARADISE FSF's first novel? Love that guy too because i am a living American Stereotype!
Faulkner is impenetrable to me except for SOLDIER'SX PAY
Love Dos Passos (3 SOLDEIERS, USA TRILOGY) abndf Edmund Wilson (THE AMERIFCDAN EARTHQUAKE, ee cummings and Wolfe and esp. Dorothy Parker!
In the4 end I( love everyone whoever Attempted fiction poetry or essays, II me4an imaqgine all the rejected novels in the past 500 years gthat rivfalled THE BROTHERS KARAMAZOV or ULYSSES, I would bet there are mANY MANY fucfk the too many hack editors since 1600!
Darius Smith
10/3, 10:39am
Darius Smith
Darius Smith
10/3, 1:17pm
Darius Smith
May I send you a "work-related" e-mail later today, Leez? Also, I'm dying to kno which boo0s in the latest parcels you've already read! "gang-related"
October 4, 2013
Darius Smith
10/4, 9:09pm
Darius Smith
You already read NOTES FROM THE UNDERGROUND?
October 6, 2013
Darius Smith
10/6, 11:14am
Darius Smith
Darius Smith
10/6, 11:14am
Darius Smith
WE LOVE YOU, LISA!
January 7
Darius Smith
1/7, 3:35pm
Darius Smith
Miss You
Lisa Carver
1/7, 3:36pm
Lisa Carver
I'm STILL reading your books and lighting your incense!
January 9
Darius Smith
1/9, 6:45pm
Darius Smith
Stay Kool, Kristee!
March 5
Darius Smith
3/5, 5:00pm
Darius Smith
THREEV HUNDREDV TWO SUXXX
Luv Ya!!
March 8
Darius Smith
3/8, 5:33am
Darius Smith
SEE OR NOT SEE WWW.BABYKILLER.COM SEE OR NOT SEE
SEE OR NOT SEE WWW.BABYKILLER.COM SEE OR NOT SEE
How to Lose Friends and Repel People! WWW.BABYKILLER.COM See or Not See!
I Died 6Jun1944! Born (for the tenth time: 23May1945...I am REALLY 68 going toward 69. Seriously! www.babykiller.com SEE OR NOT SEE
March 8
Darius Smith
3/8, 10:47am
Darius Smith
STAY GAY, LESBIA !! SORRY KRISTEE !! 5133513261 0OR 5133029823 OR 911 OR 411 OR 15551212 OR 1800-555-1212............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................???????????????????????????????????????????
Lisa Carver
3/8, 11:00am
Lisa Carver
I'm not gay. I'm not Kristee. I'm not a place to advertise yourself over and over. Conversations are fine.
Darius Smith
3/8, 11:07am
Darius Smith
YOUB ARE NOT GAY YOU ARE CRYSTAL "GAYLE" NCARVER YOPU ARE AN UNWED MOTHER VOF THREE?? TWO?? CALL ME OR NOT WHATE#VS>>>>>XXXX..............................XXX
March 10
Darius Smith
3/10, 8:00am
Darius Smith
HOMOSEXULAITY TODAY I "love" gays. I am NOT gay, YOU are NOT gay. YOU maybe don't love gays so much, makes nYOU uncomfortable when I suggest you might "dabble"in in Sapphism? My ph. no. is 513-351-3261. My address ids SMITH/5722 Montgomery Rd. Apt. 6/Cinti. OH 45206-1971 If you are UPSET w/me, Lisa, PLEASE CALL 911 (Nine One One) I love you more than I love myself m"kristee." So there. Write back IF YOU DARE.
Darius Smith
3/10, 8:02am
Darius Smith
ALSO: If I don't advertise myself....Who Will??!? Jeezuzus fukk....
Lisa Carver
3/10, 8:11am
Lisa Carver
I wish I were gay. I support myself and two children by selling my books, and the main way I sell them is through people reading my Facebook. I ask people to not put their links on my page over and over, because this is my place of business. It's like if I had a physical store selling ashtrays, and you came in every day putting your ashtrays over mine, and no one could see my ashtrays for sale. I will accept your friend request if you can act like a friend on my page and not a traveling salesperson.
Darius Smith
3/10, 9:03am
Darius Smith
I can't read your message right this second but I'm responding anyhow. SEE http://thenextnothing.blogspot.com OR NOT SEE AGAIN, I love YOU more than I love myself YESTERDAY, TODAY, AND FOR ALL-TIME! jeffreydarrensmith@gmail.com
i can't explain
thenextnothing.blogspot.com
Conversation started August 15, 2011
Darius Smith
8/15, 2:11pm
Darius Smith

Hi, Lisa. Expect a package, including some "collector's items," valued eleven dollars or less.

Each, not total.

Within a week.
Lisa Carver
8/15, 3:20pm
Lisa Carver

I loved the last package! In fact, I burned some Michelle Obama earlier today!
September 21, 2011
Darius Smith
9/21, 8:20pm
Darius Smith

ja wohl !!
September 24, 2011
Darius Smith
9/24, 5:59am
Darius Smith

"Jailhouse Rock"
November 18, 2011
Darius Smith
11/18, 5:23am
Darius Smith

hi
Darius Smith
11/18, 6:20am
Darius Smith

Hi.
Darius Smith
11/18, 6:27am
Darius Smith

Lezzie!

sux

STABBER
Darius Smith
11/18, 7:17am
Darius Smith

www.gay.com
December 26, 2011
Darius Smith
12/26, 8:22am
Darius Smith

hi
December 29, 2011
Darius Smith
12/29, 1:14pm
Darius Smith

Have you read HIROSHIMA by John Hersey?
Darius Smith
12/29, 3:06pm
Darius Smith

Have you read WHITE LOTUS yet?
Lisa Carver
12/29, 3:07pm
Lisa Carver

Almost done with it. It's great! Never read Hiroshima, no.
Darius Smith
12/29, 3:07pm
Darius Smith

I have a copy for you!

Later 2012: THE WALL
January 4, 2012
Darius Smith
1/4, 1:06pm
Darius Smith

"Hi."
January 5, 2012
Lisa Carver
1/5, 6:03pm
Lisa Carver

Hey there! You won two items on eBay and pretty soon they're going to yell at you!
January 5, 2012
Darius Smith
1/5, 10:30pm
Darius Smith

I tried to pay today. Failed. Will try again tomorrow.
January 7, 2012
Darius Smith
1/7, 2:43pm
Darius Smith

I'm trying to get money to PayPal and YOU!
Lisa Carver
1/7, 2:43pm
Lisa Carver

The Man is against you!
Darius Smith
1/7, 2:43pm
Darius Smith

THE MAN!

YES!

I can send you a money order Monday if you want instead.
Lisa Carver
1/7, 3:25pm
Lisa Carver

Whatever works for you makes me happy. My physical address these days is 593 Tolend Rd., Dover NH 03820. White Lotus was one of the most powerful books I ever read, by the way. Thank you for sending it.
Darius Smith
1/7, 4:09pm
Darius Smith

M.O. to you Mon. HIROSHIMA by Hersey to you by Spring!
January 13, 2012
Darius Smith
1/13, 7:03am
Darius Smith

Just now ordered LISA DIARIES and DRUGS ARE NICE from Amazon (NOT the freak sub-contractors!) for my brother living for 5 years on a horse farm in Kentucky w/his gift card christmas gift...my first order from amazon (brother is 44 married no kids ever 2nd marriage Jack-of-All-Trades or whatevs. And GenL, thank YOU for being YOU!
Darius Smith
1/13, 7:39am
Darius Smith

Whatevs, Flowerpot! Luv Ya
January 16, 2012
Darius Smith
1/16, 5:06pm
Darius Smith

hi
March 29, 2012
Darius Smith
3/29, 4:07pm
Darius Smith

Sorry about the cheap dress. Also sorry about BUTTERFIELD 8. Hope you're well.
Lisa Carver
3/29, 4:19pm
Lisa Carver

You are very kind to send presents! Any dress is a good dress.
Darius Smith
3/29, 7:12pm
Darius Smith

no title certainly packs a wallop to phrase it mildly

whatevs ill write you a letter SOMEDAY ack ack ack
March 31, 2012
Darius Smith
3/31, 5:41pm
Darius Smith

no title
April 1, 2012
Darius Smith
4/1, 10:34am
Darius Smith

sorry
Lisa Carver
4/1, 10:42am
Lisa Carver

What are you sorry about???
Darius Smith
4/1, 10:42am
Darius Smith

nothing
Lisa Carver
4/1, 10:42am
Lisa Carver

Good!
Darius Smith
4/1, 10:42am
Darius Smith

ok

No Title is difficult reading, even worse than Faulkner!
Darius Smith
4/1, 11:13am
Darius Smith

Nobel Prize for Lisa Carver 2112!
Darius Smith
4/1, 11:31am
Darius Smith

You are Johnny Bravo III
Lisa Carver
4/1, 11:32am
Lisa Carver

If I got a Nobel Prize for __________, maybe then I'd be able to sell more than 150 copies, and make back some of the $12,000 I spent publishing it!!!!
Darius Smith
4/1, 11:32am
Darius Smith

yes!
Lisa Carver
4/1, 11:41am
Lisa Carver

I know you're having money troubles of your own... are you going to be okay if you win all those things you bid on? I don't want to make you further in the money hole!
Darius Smith
4/1, 11:42am
Darius Smith

i have money!
Darius Smith
4/1, 12:20pm
Darius Smith

luv of munny is the root of all evole!

evol
Darius Smith
4/1, 12:37pm
Darius Smith

luv of lisacarver is the root of all eevill [evol]
Darius Smith
4/1, 1:11pm
Darius Smith

carversmacks
Darius Smith
4/1, 2:13pm
Darius Smith

Sugar Smack
Darius Smith
4/1, 2:44pm
Darius Smith

Look Homeward, Angel by Thomas Wolfe 1930s
Lisa Carver
4/1, 2:45pm
Lisa Carver

That was a good book!
Darius Smith
4/1, 2:45pm
Darius Smith

yes!
Darius Smith
4/1, 3:18pm
Darius Smith

YOU CAN'T GO HOME AGAIN is the only Wolfe I've read.
Darius Smith
4/1, 3:45pm
Darius Smith

Ask me if I'm high.
Darius Smith
4/1, 4:38pm
Darius Smith

"Are you high?" "No."

Not at all.
April 1, 2012
Lisa Carver
4/1, 8:12pm
Lisa Carver

All the Thomas Wolfe books are worth reading.
Darius Smith
4/1, 8:16pm
Darius Smith

Read a VERY NICE bio from the 80s/90s

RADICAL CHIC or MAU-MAUING THE FLAK-CATCHERS

neat-o

wham-o

Tom Wolfe o'course.
Darius Smith
4/1, 9:18pm
Darius Smith

THE ELECTRIC KOOL-AID ACID TEST

THE FIRST THIRD by Neal Cassady

THE SUBTERRANEANS by Jack Kerouac

NAKED LUNCH II
Darius Smith
4/1, 10:43pm
Darius Smith

Cars Police Blondie 1978
Darius Smith
4/1, 11:45pm
Darius Smith

Kars Bobbies Redhead 2112
April 2, 2012
Darius Smith
4/2, 1:39pm
Darius Smith

THE CULT ["Love" LP 1986] UK

Two Brroke Dirls [TV]

Two Broke Girls [TV]

ME @UnderWhelm www.twitter.com/UnderWhelm
Darius Smith
4/2, 2:21pm
Darius Smith

Thrill Kill KuLt Anti-Scene DoublePlusGoodBasementStomp85

Laughing Hyehas/ Negatgive Approach/Necros/Electric Eels
Darius Smith
4/2, 2:37pm
Darius Smith

Ragged Bags, Pussy Galore, White Stripes/Beat Happehing. Nirvana, Courtney Love 2112 SeaLab2020 "Fade Into You" /1990s/USA//Mazzy Star/TheseImmortal Souls
Darius Smith
4/2, 2:51pm
Darius Smith

Elipper American Music Club, Slovenly, Avehgers ",Anathema, Dicks; The Rifle Club, Gun Club, The Next Nothing; Sistern, The Yips, Channel Five, Kansas, Chicago, The Great Plains, Mike RepAndTheQuotas; Early Th0masasJeffersonSlaveApartments. Clay, The Suburban Zone

Beatles/Stones/Who/Doors/Janis joplin/JimiHendrixExperience/Animals
Darius Smith
4/2, 3:58pm
Darius Smith

And, of course Suckdog 80s-90s USA
April 3, 2012
Darius Smith
4/3, 3:40am
Darius Smith

I wish Gilmore Tamny would commit suicide.

whatevs

Nite!
April 4, 2012
Lisa Carver
4/4, 6:25am
Lisa Carver

Why? Gilmore Tamny is a nice lady. Darius, I can't stop worrying about your bidding... with postage, you're bidding around $150 now. You send a couple emails about not having enough money for food. I don't want to take your food money!!!
Darius Smith
4/4, 8:59am
Darius Smith

Loss
April 6, 2012
Lisa Carver
4/6, 2:38pm
Lisa Carver

Darius, I am just too worried about taking your money and then you'll not have proper food or medicine or air conditioning or whatever you need for bills the next month. I read every email you send out, even though I don't usually respond, and it seems like the state or your family is able to give LESS money every month (I know I am experiencing the same thing in regards to the money I need for my children). So here's what I'm going to do. I think you bid too high, so I'm going to cancel your high bids, and then when the auction is over, I'll send you a Second Chance offer at a lower amount, and then you can choose whether or which ones you want to re-bid on at a lower cost. So you'll have the choice, but you won't be obligated to. Sound good?
December 12, 2012
Darius Smith
12/12, 5:34pm
Darius Smith

OK Luv to Luv Ya, Baby OK
December 13, 2012
Darius Smith
12/13, 10:15am
Darius Smith

Rape is Wrong!
December 14, 2012
Darius Smith
12/14, 10:42am
Darius Smith

My no title was stolen from me last nite! I read it in the State Hospital. Again, a difficult and worthwhile read. My ex-guardians confiscated my Rollerderby collection in June. Heck!
Lisa Carver
12/14, 10:44am
Lisa Carver

Thieves and Confiscators are Wrong!
Darius Smith
12/14, 10:44am
Darius Smith

I'll say!
Darius Smith
12/14, 10:51am
Darius Smith

You didn't make the top six in Our Standings. Why? Because you're a Zero!

http://themossproblem.blogspot.com

You are Neat-O. Gen L available?
Lisa Carver
12/14, 10:54am
Lisa Carver

No Gen L.
Darius Smith
12/14, 10:54am
Darius Smith

ok

she said she said

when i was a boy/everything was right
Lisa Carver
12/14, 11:04am
Lisa Carver

There are only three left of the DVD you bought.
Darius Smith
12/14, 11:04am
Darius Smith

ok

Weird. I'm like the least likable guy ever and today I have 200 frenz. Again, weird.
Lisa Carver
12/14, 11:07am
Lisa Carver

What? You're trouble, I could see that, but you're not unlikable!!
Darius Smith
12/14, 11:07am
Darius Smith

thanx

ok
December 15, 2012
Darius Smith
12/15, 9:04am
Darius Smith

"Hi,"
Darius Smith
12/15, 9:14am
Darius Smith

Zap!
December 16, 2012
Darius Smith
12/16, 12:02pm
Darius Smith

What's so funny about peace, love, undersdtanding, war, hate, confusion, and rape?
December 16, 2012
Darius Smith
12/16, 8:26pm
Darius Smith

We Love You The Rolling Stones/The Psychedelic Furs [1967/1979]
December 17, 2012
Darius Smith
12/17, 10:49am
Darius Smith

I may come into some cash today, want to buy more of your scattershot works. Gen L Forever
December 18, 2012
Darius Smith
12/18, 8:58am
Darius Smith

Ex-Gu rdians stole ROLLERDERBY collection and 60s Italian typerwriter!

DWIGHT and DIANE SMITH/8862 Kenwood Road/Cinncinnati/OH/45242 ph. no, 513-791-6360
Darius Smith
12/18, 9:38am
Darius Smith

Call me at 513-351-3261 anytime!
Darius Smith
12/18, 9:56am
Darius Smith

Susan Flanary Johnston 513-351-3261 0r 513-6163029
Darius Smith
12/18, 11:05am
Darius Smith

We Are Called
December 19, 2012
Darius Smith
12/19, 7:11am
Darius Smith

i owe you money
Darius Smith
12/19, 8:26am
Darius Smith

i am hyper-modern, myself
Darius Smith
12/19, 8:31am
Darius Smith

stay cool
December 19, 2012
Darius Smith
12/19, 3:37pm
Darius Smith

Now 90% of My nLisa Carver items have been stolen~
Darius Smith
12/19, 6:15pm
Darius Smith

Interview Casey A thony in Fla. this Winter?
Darius Smith
12/19, 6:47pm
Darius Smith

Casey Anthony
Darius Smith
12/19, 9:17pm
Darius Smith

Interview Bret Easton Ellis in LA!
December 20, 2012
Darius Smith
12/20, 4:50am
Darius Smith

is it cold?
December 20, 2012
Darius Smith
12/20, 12:18pm
Darius Smith

fun?

worthwhile?

of course darius!
Darius Smith
12/20, 3:05pm
Darius Smith

you are/are not gnostic
12/20/12Lisa Carver missed a call from you.
December 21, 2012
Darius Smith
12/21, 7:37pm
Darius Smith

Nor'Easter?
December 22, 2012
Darius Smith
12/22, 7:52am
Darius Smith

OK
Darius Smith
12/22, 8:02am
Darius Smith

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
December 30, 2012
Darius Smith
12/30, 11:29am
Darius Smith

IOU $25
December 31, 2012
Darius Smith
12/31, 7:29am
Darius Smith

Happy Nu-Yrs. Eve, Leeza Gibbons!
Darius Smith
12/31, 8:10am
Darius Smith

IOU $35

I may not be The Fonz but I'm the next best thing! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Lisa Carver
12/31, 8:13am
Lisa Carver

Hi Darius. A happy and free 2013 to you, too. Thank you for still loving Rollerderby, but please only bid on what you can pay for right away, as I get charged by eBay just for listing, so when you don't pay, I still get charged.
Darius Smith
12/31, 8:14am
Darius Smith

I almost always pay except when I was bidding hundreds for Dame Darcy original art!

I get $65 from the state today.

All my Rollerderbys were confiscated and destroyed by my dad and Diane while I was in the hospital. I still have #22 tho.

Happy New Year, Lisa Carver! You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown....
Lisa Carver
12/31, 8:17am
Lisa Carver

I found the Debbie Jaffe interviews you weren't able to pay for because you got locked up, and I will stick them in your package free as a celebration of getting out, but you have to pay for the book and DVD you ordered a couple weeks ago of eBay is going to cut you off automatically!
Darius Smith
12/31, 8:17am
Darius Smith

ok

yes
Lisa Carver
12/31, 8:17am
Lisa Carver

Or
Darius Smith
12/31, 8:17am
Darius Smith

$35 i know

Can I send you a money order or do you insist on PayPal only?
Darius Smith
12/31, 8:36am
Darius Smith

Wha.
Lisa Carver
12/31, 8:56am
Lisa Carver

Money order is fine with me, but since you ordered on ebay, they only accept paypal. I will try to cancel your order there. My address is 168 Central Ave., Apt. 4, Dover NH 03820. You know, I would not be offended at all if you put 22 up for sale on ebay or elsewhere. I see people getting $15, $20 for that sold out issue. I would be happy for you to be getting the money for it! Happy day to you!
Darius Smith
12/31, 9:13am
Darius Smith

Thanx!
Lisa Carver
12/31, 10:49am
Lisa Carver

Do you get SSI? If so, did you know you got a 1.2% raise starting today?
Darius Smith
12/31, 11:27am
Darius Smith

SSDI/SSI first raise in 5 years, I think.
December 31, 2012
Darius Smith
12/31, 2:35pm
Darius Smith

I'm Not OK/You're Not OK

Just Kidding
January 2, 2013
Darius Smith
1/2, 12:43pm
Darius Smith

Luv Ya, Sweet Nothing! Suckdog is worse than Yoko, again I luv it!!
January 3, 2013
Darius Smith
1/3, 3:29pm
Darius Smith

You Are Pretty!
January 4, 2013
Darius Smith
1/4, 3:46pm
Darius Smith

IOU $45
Lisa Carver
1/4, 3:57pm
Lisa Carver

I know. Send me a money order. I found an old letter of yours I set aside along with the interviews with Debbie Jaffe.
Darius Smith
1/4, 3:57pm
Darius Smith

OK
January 8, 2013
Darius Smith
1/8, 1:27pm
Darius Smith

Darius Smith: ___________ is Amazing/Upsetting/EntirelyCorrect/Effortless/Futuristic/All-New!/All-Now!
Lisa Carver
1/8, 1:40pm
Lisa Carver

Thank you. Best review I've gotten, I think.
Darius Smith
1/8, 1:41pm
Darius Smith

As always you are maybe, at times, THE WORLD'S FINEST!
January 10, 2013
Darius Smith
1/10, 6:15am
Darius Smith

Stupid Ohio!

Gimme the White Cliffs of Dover!
January 18, 2013
Darius Smith
1/18, 3:09pm
Darius Smith

Will send $45 m.o. Wednesday.
Lisa Carver
1/18, 3:09pm
Lisa Carver

Great. I still have your various extra papers.
Darius Smith
1/18, 3:09pm
Darius Smith

Kool Kings
January 28, 2013
Lisa Carver
1/28, 7:43pm
Lisa Carver

What did you order? I have 5 issues of Rollerderby, _________, and the suckumentary. Did you order something else, too?
Darius Smith
1/28, 7:49pm
Darius Smith

No Title
Lisa Carver
1/28, 7:50pm
Lisa Carver

Yeah, that's __________. I think $45 is too much. Want the Rollerderby book, too?
Darius Smith
1/28, 7:54pm
Darius Smith

OK, thanks!
January 30, 2013
Darius Smith
1/30, 6:37pm
Darius Smith

I escaped from the hospital today. They let me go. I can receive your parcel.
Lisa Carver
1/30, 6:37pm
Lisa Carver

Good.
Darius Smith
1/30, 6:38pm
Darius Smith

Yes.
Darius Smith
1/30, 7:58pm
Darius Smith

Live Through It
Lisa Carver
1/30, 7:59pm
Lisa Carver

Is the address the same as what's on the envelope you sent me?
Darius Smith
1/30, 8:00pm
Darius Smith

Yes!

Live Through This
Darius Smith
1/30, 10:11pm
Darius Smith

Gimme Shelter
January 31, 2013
Darius Smith
1/31, 8:09am
Darius Smith

$20.00 for novel?
Lisa Carver
1/31, 8:10am
Lisa Carver

The gerbil novel? It's only two pages!
Darius Smith
1/31, 8:24am
Darius Smith

$10.00?
Darius Smith
1/31, 10:24am
Darius Smith

$35.00 nxt Tuesday?

next
Lisa Carver
1/31, 10:25am
Lisa Carver

Let's wait and see how the auction plays out over the next six days.
Darius Smith
1/31, 10:32am
Darius Smith
I don't get why my dad kept like 20 Rollerderby mags!
February 15, 2013
Darius Smith
223, 10:29am
Darius Smith
Week's money gone in one day, o'course!
March 2, 2013
Darius Smith
3/2, 8:25am
Darius Smith

Flavor Crystals! What are they? Geez
Darius Smith
3/2, 9:12am
Darius Smith

Stuporman vs Spider-Man!
Darius Smith
3/2, 11:46am
Darius Smith

Lisa! Is anything not selling? I am sending you ten, I can afford another five Mon/Tue. Not used Kleenex pleeze!
Lisa Carver
3/2, 11:47am
Lisa Carver

I will send you a big list of stuff and you pick a few.
Darius Smith
3/2, 11:48am
Darius Smith

OK! Magazine, Leeza....
March 2, 2013
Darius Smith
3/2, 10:34pm
Darius Smith

Neat! Neat! Neat!
Darius Smith
3/2, 11:29pm
Darius Smith

I am petitioning the SSA to return control of my checks in Mach. I will be a "vitual" millionaire! You willshae in my newfound wealth, LC!

Mach

March
Darius Smith
3/3, 12:49am
Darius Smith

"virtual"

will share
March 3, 2013
Darius Smith
3/3, 2:34pm
Darius Smith

Chinatown1 nyc would make sense, right for you? I kno Sf chinatown pretty well for a White devil, love it and it can be actually scary at night1
March 7, 2013
Darius Smith
3/7, 6:41am
Darius Smith

I have a winning "Cash Explosion" ticket in the house SOMEWHERE-_$10!
March 18, 2013
Darius Smith
3/18, 1:08am
Darius Smith

Show 'em how the Suxwest was won, Leez!
March 23, 2013
Darius Smith
3/23, 12:22pm
Darius Smith

Lisa! $10 Bill to you next Tue. for Gen L (damaged copy) and maybe something else.Imitation of Christ
March 24, 2013
Darius Smith
3/24, 10:32am
Darius Smith

"I'll Be Your Mirror"
March 24, 2013
Darius Smith
3/24, 3:21pm
Darius Smith

Nicole was built like a car.
Lisa Carver
3/24, 3:23pm
Lisa Carver

She was a real, sweet, lost girl. You shouldn't speak of her as an object.
Darius Smith
3/24, 3:25pm
Darius Smith

Quoting T Rex I kno she was all-around amazing. Sweet, Golden Queen-Like, Kind, Smart and Too Trusting w/her drug buddies I guess
Lisa Carver
3/24, 3:26pm
Lisa Carver

She was too trusting with the whole world. :, (
Darius Smith
3/24, 3:27pm
Darius Smith

Saddest Story Ever Told
Lisa Carver
3/24, 4:56pm
Lisa Carver

I know.
Darius Smith
3/24, 4:58pm
Darius Smith

Last "chat" was me telling her how she should come to Ohio because of our imaginary dramatic amazing Winter weather.
Darius Smith
3/24, 5:03pm
Darius Smith

From first sight of her foto and first reesponse in yr VICE artice she was an electo-magnet and I found out I had an iron core, which I had felt once before in my life. I mean yes I was delusional and all yet I tried to be the best person possible "on-line" for the first time, she amzed stunned me into a better person than before I saw yr psych ward interview. Thank you, Lisa, thanx.
March 26, 2013
Darius Smith
3/26, 8:50pm
Darius Smith

going underground, Lisa?
Darius Smith
3/26, 10:01pm
Darius Smith

counting the cars on the new jersey turnpike/they've aa gone to look for america

i still owe you $10!
April 2, 2013
Darius Smith
4/2, 7:56pm
Darius Smith

$10 next Tue. to you.
April 4, 2013
Darius Smith
4/4, 1:37pm
Darius Smith

Any interest in Lisa Carver Comix? (with your title of course!)
Lisa Carver
4/4, 1:38pm
Lisa Carver

Oh, I don't know. I get kind of tired of myself.
April 6, 2013
Darius Smith
4/6, 7:14am
Darius Smith

No Naked Woman!
Lisa Carver
4/6, 7:14am
Lisa Carver

Not right next to my daughter.
April 6, 2013
Darius Smith
4/6, 2:53pm
Darius Smith

What's So Funny About Peace, Love, Understanding, War, Hate, Confusion, and Rape, Lisa "Krumb-Kake" Carver?
April 6, 2013
Darius Smith
4/6, 11:40pm
Darius Smith

We Love You, Lisa!
Darius Smith
4/7, 12:08am
Darius Smith

Have you seen Marlboro Black 100s yet?
Darius Smith
4/7, 12:19am
Darius Smith

Too Drunk to Fuck, Kristee?
Darius Smith
4/7, 12:25am
Darius Smith

I bought a winning Cash Explosion ticket tonight, $20 for $1 cost, one other non-win! Yay!
Darius Smith
4/7, 12:57am
Darius Smith

Miss You

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hic-dnps6MU
Darius Smith
4/7, 2:06am
Darius Smith

Can you see the real me/Can ya?/Can ya?
Darius Smith
4/7, 4:15am
Darius Smith

Love Reign O'er Me! !!?!

Just Kidding

Stay Cool
Lisa Carver
4/7, 5:44am
Lisa Carver

Darius, please stop posting links to my wall.
Darius Smith
4/7, 6:11am
Darius Smith

ok

"I Am a Camera"
Darius Smith
4/7, 6:32am
Darius Smith

See You in church, Lisa!

Church
Lisa Carver
4/7, 6:47am
Lisa Carver

Thank you!
Darius Smith
4/7, 6:56am
Darius Smith

A Reading Rainbow!

Don't knock the Rock

Rock Around the Clock!
Darius Smith
4/7, 7:21am
Darius Smith

Transvision Vamp Wendy James UK 1980s

Sigue Sigue Sputnik 1980s UK

Bay City Rollers

KC and the Sunshine Band

Captain & Tennille

Andrea True Connection

Dilver Convention

Night on Disco Mountain

"To Be Real"

Luv It All !!?!

Silver Convention

"Fly, Robin, Fly"

Bennie and the Jets

Saturday Night's All Right for Fighting

Plastic Ono Band

LIVE PEACE IN TORONTO 1969 UK/USA

wild and wooly nite apparently

SOMR TIME IN NEW YORK CITY !972

SOME

Gimme Some Truth

"Dancing queen"

Queen

Dancing Queen

Forever Now

Pretty in Pink

We Love You

The Ghost in You

"Church of the Poison Mind" Culture Club 1984 UK
Darius Smith
4/7, 8:52am
Darius Smith

Super Kool 120s
Darius Smith
4/7, 8:58am
Darius Smith

Home from church just now. pretty lame as ever!

Did you know that I am a Southern Baptist for life? Sadly true fact! "So Sad About Us" The Who 1967 UK
Darius Smith
4/7, 9:25am
Darius Smith

THE WHO SELL OUT [Decca 1967 UK]

Everything is amazing NOT AT ALL today!

http://themossproblem.blogspot.com/2013/03/she-is-pretty-much-perfect.html

Onward Unknown Soldiers!!?!

Again, Miss You.
Darius Smith
4/7, 9:35am
Darius Smith

HEADQUARTERS by The Monkees 1967 USA

THE DECLINE OF THE WEST by Oswald Spengler 1920s Germany?

MEIN KAMPF by A. Hitler 1920s

MINDCAMP by Darius Smith 1999 USA

THE CHROME-PLATED MACHINE PISTOL by Darius Smith 2013 USA

A Novel

Kee-Rist!
Darius Smith
4/7, 10:12am
Darius Smith

Katie Couric is World's Finest Human Being!

_____________ has sold how many copies in a year? 400?

Love My Way
Darius Smith
4/7, 10:23am
Darius Smith

http://themossproblem.blogspot.com/2013/02/dylan-as-far-as-im-concernedand-i-hate.html

"The Amerikan in Me"
Darius Smith
4/7, 10:45am
Darius Smith

"Citadel" The Rolling Stones 1967 UK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHOL5M0dfiw

See or Not See!
Darius Smith
4/7, 11:14am
Darius Smith

Is it safe?

Luv to Luv Ya, Baby!!?!
Darius Smith
4/7, 12:15pm
Darius Smith

PSYCHOCANDY

"Never understand"

"Never Understand"

"I Can't Explain"

DARKLANDS
Darius Smith
4/7, 12:28pm
Darius Smith

PUSSY GALORE
April 8, 2013
Darius Smith
4/8, 1:33am
Darius Smith

$10 bill to central ave. Mon. or Tue. I swear, lisa.
April 8, 2013
Darius Smith
4/8, 11:44am
Darius Smith

I promise not to betray your "Facebook Trust," Lisa!
Lisa Carver
4/8, 11:48am
Lisa Carver

It's no problem. It's just that this is my workspace mostly, so I have to keep it to that to an extent. Gotta pay my rent!
Darius Smith
4/8, 11:52am
Darius Smith

In ten minutes I will magically possess $45! And sorry about the hypo-mania! Luv Ya! As Ever!

WAR is PEACE, LOVE is HATE, and CONFUSION is SEX.
Darius Smith
4/8, 12:01pm
Darius Smith

Hobilly said you were a "Yuppie!"
Lisa Carver
4/8, 12:02pm
Lisa Carver

Who is Hobilly?
Darius Smith
4/8, 12:02pm
Darius Smith

You are really an UNWED MOTHER !!

Middle-Aged Cinti. Punk.
Lisa Carver
4/8, 12:04pm
Lisa Carver

A yuppie is someone in their 20s or 30s, professional, urban, upper middle class. I am none of these. Hobilly is so wrong, whoever he is. Doesn't matter anyway, no one really IS something.
Darius Smith
4/8, 12:04pm
Darius Smith

THE VIRTUE OF SELFISHNESS

yes

You sent him 2 letters in the 90s.

Also Witt or Allen Michael Scmidtz or something is a HUGE Lisa Suckdog fan! Cinti. guy.

Suckdog is Challenging!
April 8, 2013
Darius Smith
4/8, 3:51pm
Darius Smith

Your mail is soon going to be superkool, LC!

Plus $10 even!
Darius Smith
4/8, 4:02pm
Darius Smith

Time/Life/Rollerderby

!!!

Yesss!
May 21, 2013
Darius Smith
5/21, 2:33pm
Darius Smith

Parcel for you next Monday sent out!
June 3, 2013
Darius Smith
6/3, 5:27pm
Darius Smith

You ought to receive parcel this Sat. nothing earth-shattering, tho.
June 4, 2013
Darius Smith
6/4, 12:59pm
Darius Smith

X X O
June 6, 2013
Darius Smith
6/6, 5:56am
Darius Smith

Lisa
June 8, 2013
Darius Smith
6/8, 2:42pm
Darius Smith

I don't want to sound complaining/But you know it's always raining in myheart/I do all the pleasing with you/It's so hard to reason with you!
June 10, 2013
Darius Smith
6/10, 5:25pm
Darius Smith

Ok okay
August 4, 2013
Darius Smith
8/4, 10:27am
Darius Smith

Book avalamche lsoon Lixa,

Book Monsoon

@@@@!!@!!!!!!!$$$$
August 5, 2013
Darius Smith
8/5, 7:55pm
Darius Smith

Are you still Queen of the Milky Way
August 14, 2013
Darius Smith
8/14, 7:23pm
Darius Smith

Luv ya!
Darius Smith
8/14, 7:35pm
Darius Smith

??!?
August 22, 2013
Darius Smith
8/22, 1:26pm
Darius Smith

Saving up for postage on yr. 3-ton parcel!!
September 21, 2013
Darius Smith
9/21, 7:12pm
Darius Smith

Monday

Outgoing mail

Period.
September 23, 2013
Darius Smith
9/23, 9:09pm
Darius Smith

Sledgtehammer'd w/books soon in Dover Town, Miss Bizzee!
Darius Smith
9/23, 9:39pm
Darius Smith

Incl. THE WALL by Hersey!
Darius Smith
9/23, 10:58pm
Darius Smith

Outgoing mail this Wed. "Book Rate" incl. a few menthol cigarettes?
Lisa Carver
9/23, 10:59pm
Lisa Carver

Strangely, cigarettes turn liquid after a while, and smudge everything.
September 24, 2013
Darius Smith
9/24, 9:41am
Darius Smith

Yesss!
Darius Smith
9/24, 9:46am
Darius Smith

Will you deare read Jean Genet, Leeza??!?

I Will DEare

"I Will Dare"{
September 27, 2013
Darius Smith
9/27, 7:27am
Darius Smith

2 parcels speeding toward Dover Ville Leez!~
Darius Smith
9/27, 10:04am
Darius Smith

LOuv iz all yu need Leez!
Darius Smith
9/27, 10:28am
Darius Smith

Will send another ten*spot Monday Morning, Lisa Carver COMING DOWN LIKE SUNDSAY MORNING O FUKK
October 1, 2013
Darius Smith
10/1, 10:27pm
Darius Smith

301 frenz is insane. I have 2 frnz in Cinbti.!
October 2, 2013
Lisa Carver
10/2, 12:46pm
Lisa Carver

I got your books. Thank you some much. Some I've read already, but are good for re-reading. Some I always meant to get around to and never did. You are very kind.
Darius Smith
10/2, 1:11pm
Darius Smith

xxo
Darius Smith
10/2, 2:48pm
Darius Smith
October 3, 2013
Darius Smith
10/3, 10:31am
Darius Smith

Where are you w/regard to E. Hemingway?? I sent you NICK ADAMS STOIRIES...did yhou btoss it in the fireplace? IN OUR TIME/A FAREWELL TO ARMS/A MOVEABLE FEAST/DEATH IN THE AFTERNOON all majopr faves of mine, he won the Nobel Prize, his is equal to the word "writer" yet read ers seem scarce and when I sometime come across a person who hbas any awareness of say THE SUN ALSO RISES or FOR WHOM T^HE BELL TOLLS or even THE OLD MAN AND THE SEA i get giddy with excitement....
Darius Smith
10/3, 10:33am
Darius Smith

Did you hasve any interest in freading THIS SIDE OF PARADISE FSF's first novel? Love that guy too because i am a living American Stereotype!

Faulkner is impenetrable to me except for SOLDIER'SX PAY

Love Dos Passos (3 SOLDEIERS, USA TRILOGY) abndf Edmund Wilson (THE AMERIFCDAN EARTHQUAKE, ee cummings and Wolfe and esp. Dorothy Parker!

In the4 end I( love everyone whoever Attempted fiction poetry or essays, II me4an imaqgine all the rejected novels in the past 500 years gthat rivfalled THE BROTHERS KARAMAZOV or ULYSSES, I would bet there are mANY MANY fucfk the too many hack editors since 1600!
Darius Smith
10/3, 10:39am
Darius Smith
Darius Smith
10/3, 1:17pm
Darius Smith

May I send you a "work-related" e-mail later today, Leez? Also, I'm dying to kno which boo0s in the latest parcels you've already read! "gang-related"
October 4, 2013
Darius Smith
10/4, 9:09pm
Darius Smith

You already read NOTES FROM THE UNDERGROUND?
October 6, 2013
Darius Smith
10/6, 11:14am
Darius Smith
Darius Smith
10/6, 11:14am
Darius Smith

WE LOVE YOU, LISA!
January 7
Darius Smith
1/7, 3:35pm
Darius Smith

Miss You
Lisa Carver
1/7, 3:36pm
Lisa Carver

I'm STILL reading your books and lighting your incense!
January 9
Darius Smith
1/9, 6:45pm
Darius Smith

Stay Kool, Kristee!
March 5
Darius Smith
3/5, 5:00pm
Darius Smith

THREEV HUNDREDV TWO SUXXX

Luv Ya!!
March 8
Darius Smith
3/8, 5:33am
Darius Smith

SEE OR NOT SEE WWW.BABYKILLER.COM SEE OR NOT SEE

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How to Lose Friends and Repel People! WWW.BABYKILLER.COM See or Not See!

I Died 6Jun1944! Born (for the tenth time: 23May1945...I am REALLY 68 going toward 69. Seriously! www.babykiller.com SEE OR NOT SEE
March 8
Darius Smith
3/8, 10:47am
Darius Smith

STAY GAY, LESBIA !! SORRY KRISTEE !! 5133513261 0OR 5133029823 OR 911 OR 411 OR 15551212 OR 1800-555-1212............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................???????????????????????????????????????????
Lisa Carver
3/8, 11:00am
Lisa Carver

I'm not gay. I'm not Kristee. I'm not a place to advertise yourself over and over. Conversations are fine.
Darius Smith
3/8, 11:07am
Darius Smith

YOUB ARE NOT GAY YOU ARE CRYSTAL "GAYLE" NCARVER YOPU ARE AN UNWED MOTHER VOF THREE?? TWO?? CALL ME OR NOT WHATE#VS>>>>>XXXX..............................XXX
March 10
Darius Smith
3/10, 8:00am
Darius Smith

HOMOSEXULAITY TODAY I "love" gays. I am NOT gay, YOU are NOT gay. YOU maybe don't love gays so much, makes nYOU uncomfortable when I suggest you might "dabble"in in Sapphism? My ph. no. is 513-351-3261. My address ids SMITH/5722 Montgomery Rd. Apt. 6/Cinti. OH 45206-1971 If you are UPSET w/me, Lisa, PLEASE CALL 911 (Nine One One) I love you more than I love myself m"kristee." So there. Write back IF YOU DARE.
Darius Smith
3/10, 8:02am
Darius Smith

ALSO: If I don't advertise myself....Who Will??!? Jeezuzus fukk....
Lisa Carver
3/10, 8:11am
Lisa Carver

I wish I were gay. I support myself and two children by selling my books, and the main way I sell them is through people reading my Facebook. I ask people to not put their links on my page over and over, because this is my place of business. It's like if I had a physical store selling ashtrays, and you came in every day putting your ashtrays over mine, and no one could see my ashtrays for sale. I will accept your friend request if you can act like a friend on my page and not a traveling salesperson.
Darius Smith
3/10, 9:03am
Darius Smith

I can't read your message right this second but I'm responding anyhow. SEE http://thenextnothing.blogspot.com OR NOT SEE AGAIN, I love YOU more than I love myself YESTERDAY, TODAY, AND FOR ALL-TIME! jeffreydarrensmith@gmail.com
i can't explain
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Hobilly-Jerry Adams Ms. Suckdog herself.....I should have a couple letters from her Paris days layin' around here-buried.....
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Darius Smith Drawing of Lisa Carver by James Zemlock

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Scott Doyle Someone who blocked me commented on this. And I was here. That is all.
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Pete Hisey Jeez. I remember Suckdog. I had forgotten all about them and one day I was walking down LaSalle St. here and they went by in a van that had SUCKDOG scrawled on it. So I flagged them down and they backed up and came back. I said, seriously, you guys are playing here? They were. So I went that night. What a shambles. In a good way.
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