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SS: ANATOMY OF A CRIMINAL STATE
Why does crime always have to result in evil?
Why can't crime be committed with the good in mind?
Can't the criminal be disciplined enough to use his cunning in a selfless way?
Overrun the weak, co-operate with the strong.
Life as a movie.
It could work but it hasn't so far, chiefly because of the prime movers involved: psychotic to a man.

"When I hear the word 'culture', that's when I reach for my revolver." ---Goebbels.

An apt one-sentence summation of the Twentieth Century.

AGAINST THE TOWN/SEVENTY-TWO HOURS CRUSADE

"So I've temporarily been condemned to FLESH and in Midwest United States no less----yes, it looks like a time to find knives and ammo and random objects of our affection but this is the Two Thousands, we do acknowledge that fact, so I, Sporty Spice, hereby decree a modified Kill-Spree where *sigh* NO ONE IS KILLED....

"So, so Posh Spice is SO disappeared (Scary won't return calls and Ginger's busy with United Nations. Baby is irrelevant.) Posh is just GONE and she was the best of us five!" [Don't even dare to demur! Sporty is talking about HER MAYBE-DEAD GIRLFRIEND!]

"In a random city, my first objective is the Kids and I will find a way to 'Win', if not with a Rockstar Girl, then we commence a Whispering Campaign, we can't miss! 'Your parents are wrong about everything! Pay NO mind to the Sick Sad Creeps!'

"And there're Pretty Girls everywhere you look, follow them and soon you'll find the Simulacrum of Posh Spice...she could be Twelve or Forty, whatevs--spend Real and Intense Time with the New Posh, brainwash her with the TRUTH and when that's over walk away, walk hundreds of miles away----the horrifying worthless town is changed for the better, I, Sporty, am maybe happier and Our Real Power is ever-spiraling UP...."

The Born Loosers

Proposal for Reality Program

Title: Born Loosers

It's a simple premise. Contributors to sporting news message boards from across the Internet will be selected to appear on a half-hour sports talk show in which they will be encouraged to discuss current sporting news topics.

Participants will be encouraged to use foul language, threats, and actual physical violence against each other. Possible sports figure guest stars. Possible games and contests pertaining to show themes.

Venue: Ideally the program would air on a cable network in order to be able to exhibit adult language, situations, and disturbing behavior.

Estimated budget: $100, 000 per episode.

SPORTY SPICE DEATH HOAX

I heard on the radio yesterday that Sporty Spice was dead. Melanie Chisholm, Mel C, not Mel B, or Scary Spice. Turned out to be an anonymous internet stunt.

Fly High, You Flowerpots!