Review of My Microwave, c. 2112

Things are sure groovy in 2112, not at all like portrayed on that album by that band RUSH,  back in like NINETEEN Seventy-something. Though I have to say, there hasn't been another drummer since who can match Neil Peart! Plus, I think he wrote the lyrics, and while most of it was laughably wrong, he was totally right on about the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx!

Anyway, it's cool there are no more wars or disease, and everyone's pretty cool about everything, really. My only complaint is that when my microwave is done cooking something it beeps like 150 TIMES! (Not sure how many, exactly, I never counted.) It's really annoying.