Monday, September 4, 2017

Introducing the BFR: Broadcast Football Rankings

Even though I have the biggest satellite dish allowed by the FCC, it has come to my attention that the only sports left on broadcast television are football and golf. It is my personal opinion that college football is the finest sport out there, but it has been severely compromised by the introduction of the Bowl Championship era, as well as sports betting. Therefore, we here as the Moss Problem have introduced a new ranking system called the Broadcast Football Rankings. (BFR.) This is an anonymous and secret board of sportswriters who will come out with a new ranking after each week of college football, which will then be posted here by Moss Problem reporter, H. Houndstooth, along with a rundown of the recent action.

The BFR ranking will not take into account or be influenced by Las Vegas odds, sports bookies, or organized crime, which we feel has absolutely no business being part of amateur athletics. Furthermore, we will crown a National Champion in the first week of December, following the major conference championship games. We will then consider the college football “bowls” exhibition games, having no bearing on the championship, as they have been corrupted with the big money and gambling influence of cable television and organized crime. It is our sincerest hope that this change, and this new ranking system, will bring the college football fan back to the long past excitement and accessibility of this great sport.

—Anthony Franciosa, Editor, The Moss Problem, September 2017

7 comments:

Darius Smith said...

Copyright notice is too huge and glaring and threatening for no reason, tresspassers will be suit then I reload and finish you with a headshot type of signage spotted outside Lodi, Calif. Copyright 2007-17 Moss Problem Media Empire Publ. is more than sufficient because thankfully, NO ONE CARES. You are embarrassing enough already. At least move the "Notice" far away down the page.So, Danke. Comrade. Stay cool Tony Eff!

Darius Smith said...

Shot not suit!

Darius Smith said...

And that hideous cup of coffee foto---- delete and delete again to make sure it's gone forever!

Darius Smith said...

Actually, it's fine. Keep the "Notice." I like it now, even the coffee cup. Sorry. That's entourage an editor, Tony, c And I, a content provider. OK.

Anthony Franciosa said...

The coffee cup is my daughter's photo. But I agree, I like the old look, and I want to keep the unpaid writers happy! All suggestions are welcome. Tony F.

Darius Smith said...

I understood that MOSS would provide useful "exposure." And yes I differently DIE from Exposure like Neal Cassady counting railroad ties in Mexico!

Darius Smith said...

Spellcheck is set at Eleven. LOOK INTO IT, TONY.