Saturday, August 15, 2015

ODE TO DARLENE LUSTIG

Darlene Lustig, protector of the defeated,
Raped in a jail, victorious for all time----

For her, I'll go to Mars,
And name the desert Lustig,
And the highest point Mt. Darlene.
But this doesn't matter----
Right now she's gone.
And this is really an impossible situation----

One night once she was in my room, she really was.
There was some risk to our lives,
But we slept together like madmen anyway.
We had money and we spent it,
In fact we had the world.
So we used it up.

The world gone, we stood side-by-side
On a summit, high on the fact that we didn't care,
Not about anything except each other.
And in the morning she went out
Into the desolate world
And she never-never came back.

This fraudulent weather is so sad.
This happy day so fake.

Thursday, August 6, 2015

"COLORFUL" WARS vs DOOMSDAY CLOCKS

1945 ruined August forever after. No more Central Powers vs the Entente, no more Crown Prince Franz Ferdinands shot in their touring cars or Rapes of Belgium, no more Russian Armies invading East Prussia, no more French Theories of Attack toward the Upper Rhine, no more "Which side will Italy join?" Now we commemorate A-bomb blasts. However, 11/11 worked wonders for November. Armistice Day, dammit!

Saturday, January 31, 2015

HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND REPEL PEOPLE

YOU ARE LUCKY! Fall Down Face-First on Your Sara Lee Cheesecake! Drive to the Strip Mall! ROCK THE U.S.A.! March For and Against Abortion! Throw Coins at the Fountain! WAY TO GO, AJAX!!