Tuesday, September 12, 2017

Broadcast Football Rankings 9.12.17

Welcome to the second installment of the BFR – Broadcast Football Rankings – September 12, 2017

1. Clemson Tigers
2. Penn State Nittany Lions
3. Oklahoma Sooners
4. Alabama Crimson Tide
5. Washington Huskies
6. Georgia Bulldogs
7. Southern California Trojans
8. Wisconsin Badgers
9. Virginia Tech Hokies
10. LSU Tigers
11. Oklahoma State Cowboys
12. South Florida Bulls
13. Michigan Wolverines
14. Louisville Cardinals
15. Washington State Cougars
16. Kansas State Wildcats
17. TCU Horned Frogs
18. Utah Utes
19. Ohio State Buckeyes
20. Oregon Ducks
21. Auburn Tigers
22. Stanford Cardinal
23. Florida Gators
24. Miami Hurricanes
25. Florida State Seminoles

Notes: After two weeks of college football you can tell so much more about how much you can't tell yet, which is ultimately nothing. For all the journalists who are already predicting which teams will be in the “playoffs”—give it a rest. Why don't you just turn college football into the next March Madness in your pathetic fantasy sports world? For everyone who is blaming individual players (anytime, but especially already), there is a special place in Hell for you. For everyone involved in sports gambling (I mean as a business, where you profit on this), there is another special place in Hell for you. There are a lot of special places in Hell; it's not clear if they visit each other. I hope so. I made a point not to change the rankings of the teams that had to cancel due to the hurricane, that's a drag. Hopefully next week will be without natural disasters, but I wouldn't count on it. What I do count on is the upsets and surprises will continue to surprise us, and if they upset you, maybe you should switch to a boring, predictable sport like the NFL. 
--Yours from a special place in Hell, H. Houndstooth

1 comment:

Darius Smith said...

Houndstooth is...disengaged. Is he only in it for the money? What, ten dollars a post, if that? Commit or quit,HH!