Monday, April 9, 2018


His Dad fell asleep in the Garage with the Car running. Chicago on the 8-Track sang "Only the Beginning."

Let's make an Effort to transform this Ordinary Suicide into a Super-Start. For Somebody. 

The Bees died off Early that Year so Everyone in Town was super happy. Kids never came into Contact with Peanuts or Latex.

Shul Neighbor, Barber Shop Owner and Unofficial Town King ordered the Deaths of Three Jews. His Men searched but None were found matching the King's Description: Lamb's Wool for Hair, Giant Bird Beak for Nose, and Lengthy Fangs coated in Christian Blood.

To calm their Angry God, the Town King ordered that an Ancient Acid Rock 10-Minute Guitar Solo be played at Deafening Volume, a Continuous Tape Loop for the Entire Winter.

The Nearby Lost Tribe of Israel found Shul Neighbor to be the Very Soul of High Hilarity.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You are a stupor-star, Darius.