Saturday, October 5, 2013

AUTOMATIC RESPONSE

Dear Robo-Poet: Please disconnect your phone, pulverize your computer by sledgehammer, cancel your mail, move to Hawaii where you'll never check General Delivery or even touch a payphone...your pain is so immortal that no mere friend could ever hope to qualify to hear your translations of the word of God into a rarefied English. Sporty Spice is a blip on a sonar screen next to the towering importance of your literary self! Signed, Secret Spice, Worthlessville, Ohio.

2 comments:

Jerry Wig-Wam said...

Dare-Eye-Us! I am the new "Silent Editor" of POETRY MAGAZINE in Chicago. Send along anything, I'll print kit and send you $1000 in twenjties! Let's go, maan!

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